About Author: emja

Emja* was born in Björk’s house in Iceland and grew up on Easter Island, where her parents were giant stone heads. She has the ability to fire beams of tacos out of her hands and she can turn her legs into tigers. On Sundays, Emja enjoys reading Family Circus and traveling through time. Her favorite color is greenish-transparent and her favorite movie is the one you just watched. Emja is in charge of uploading the staff bios to the website, and no one has checked over her work. *name has been changed

Posts by emja

We’ll start out slow and easy.     Cami Secret  $10 Someone Who Actually Bought This Shit Says: “Cami Secret keeps your “cool” clothes cool without being obviously “added on as […]

Come on, Harriet Carter, What the Hell?

Posted on on December 30, 2013

We’ll start out slow and easy.     Cami Secret  $10 Someone Who Actually Bought This Shit Says: “Cami Secret keeps your “cool” clothes cool without being obviously “added on as […]

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Last-minute but equally as rewarding, it’s time to turn to the sexier side of things with only two days left before Christmas. Now that everything is wrapped for everyone else, […]

Gift Yourself Sex Toys, Sex Games, and Sex

Posted on on December 23, 2013

Last-minute but equally as rewarding, it’s time to turn to the sexier side of things with only two days left before Christmas. Now that everything is wrapped for everyone else, […]

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I am a girl. So I am without a penis, so I cannot have proper sex with the CyberSkin Virtual Sex Ultra Big Ass Bang Doggy Style Pussy & Ass. Because […]

We Had Sex With a Fake Butt – Big Ass Bang Review

Posted on on December 20, 2013

I am a girl. So I am without a penis, so I cannot have proper sex with the CyberSkin Virtual Sex Ultra Big Ass Bang Doggy Style Pussy & Ass. Because […]

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      As Dee said, Robyn is the sort of person who is too busy to have any sort of coherency on a Christmas list whatsoever. So her list […]

Gift the Super Random Mom Who Has No Time for Lists

Posted on on December 18, 2013

      As Dee said, Robyn is the sort of person who is too busy to have any sort of coherency on a Christmas list whatsoever. So her list […]

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  Alex is like, THE Men’s issue of Vogue that never happened. He hasn’t had a bad dress day in this office ever (according to our observations). So when I […]

Gift a Coat, Man, Stay Warm

Posted on on December 16, 2013

  Alex is like, THE Men’s issue of Vogue that never happened. He hasn’t had a bad dress day in this office ever (according to our observations). So when I […]

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    Andrew is super in love with all things crafty and woodsy and outdoors. So it’s an obvi’ that when I told him to jot down a wishlist…you could […]

Gift the Avid Outdoorsman

Posted on on December 13, 2013

    Andrew is super in love with all things crafty and woodsy and outdoors. So it’s an obvi’ that when I told him to jot down a wishlist…you could […]

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    I bought my little row home in South Philadelphia this past January, and getting it together is both a hobby and a slog. There are days when I […]

Gift The New Home Owner

Posted on on December 11, 2013

    I bought my little row home in South Philadelphia this past January, and getting it together is both a hobby and a slog. There are days when I […]

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Does anyone remember the “25 Things” Facebook phenomenon (you just gotta wonder who started that…until you realize we were all just frozen and bored so we gave in collectively)? Listing trends on […]

25 Reasons Why Just Giving In And Reading About Other People Is Okay

Posted on on December 9, 2013

Does anyone remember the “25 Things” Facebook phenomenon (you just gotta wonder who started that…until you realize we were all just frozen and bored so we gave in collectively)? Listing trends on […]

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