About Author: emja

Emja* was born in Björk’s house in Iceland and grew up on Easter Island, where her parents were giant stone heads. She has the ability to fire beams of tacos out of her hands and she can turn her legs into tigers. On Sundays, Emja enjoys reading Family Circus and traveling through time. Her favorite color is greenish-transparent and her favorite movie is the one you just watched. Emja is in charge of uploading the staff bios to the website, and no one has checked over her work. *name has been changed

Posts by emja

I’m the wino of the group. One person on staff sells wine and tastes it or whatever, but she hates it, so I’m head varietal of the vino freaks. So […]

Fifty Shades of Grey Has Wine and It Will Get You Drunk

Posted on on December 4, 2013

I’m the wino of the group. One person on staff sells wine and tastes it or whatever, but she hates it, so I’m head varietal of the vino freaks. So […]

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Recently I started a whole email chain with a Twitter pal who I’ve been “friends” with since before I moved to Chicago (circa 12/09). It was a goal of mine, […]

The +/- Analysis of Having a Pen Pal

Posted on on December 2, 2013

Recently I started a whole email chain with a Twitter pal who I’ve been “friends” with since before I moved to Chicago (circa 12/09). It was a goal of mine, […]

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Last night, at the second Thanksgiving dinner I sat down to, my future brother-in-law asked a rather odd (but asked a lot) question — “Why is it called ‘Black Friday’?” […]

Why is it Called “Black Friday”?

Posted on on November 29, 2013

Last night, at the second Thanksgiving dinner I sat down to, my future brother-in-law asked a rather odd (but asked a lot) question — “Why is it called ‘Black Friday’?” […]

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1. Ride a bike. More specifically, in the city. Specifically more, in Philadelphia. Yeah, okay, good job and a solid props to the “Bike to Work”ers and the Fishtown kids that live […]

Five Completely Normal Activities I Would Never Consider Doing

Posted on on November 27, 2013

1. Ride a bike. More specifically, in the city. Specifically more, in Philadelphia. Yeah, okay, good job and a solid props to the “Bike to Work”ers and the Fishtown kids that live […]

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As of the moment I write this, there is exactly one month left of shopping before Christmas. There are only three days until the start of Hanukkah. Add in the […]

14 DIY Gifts For the Holiday That You’ll Want To Make For Yourself

Posted on on November 25, 2013

As of the moment I write this, there is exactly one month left of shopping before Christmas. There are only three days until the start of Hanukkah. Add in the […]

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Our friends at RonJeremy.com get loads of emails sent to Ron through the site’s contact page. They can respond to common questions (there are a lot of them, such as, “Can you […]

Emails to Ron Jeremy: Part One

Posted on on November 22, 2013

Our friends at RonJeremy.com get loads of emails sent to Ron through the site’s contact page. They can respond to common questions (there are a lot of them, such as, “Can you […]

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  What makes a nerd? Well, what makes a hipster? Yes, getting the label of actual nerd, geek, dork, dweeb or even goober is now just as saturated as any […]

The Only List of Legit Nerd Porn Babes Ever

Posted on on November 11, 2013

  What makes a nerd? Well, what makes a hipster? Yes, getting the label of actual nerd, geek, dork, dweeb or even goober is now just as saturated as any […]

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That good ‘ole Sexy Vagina Costume as revealed by Kristen Schaal on The Daily Show is being auctioned off for charity. And so far, the grand total out for bid […]

Sexy Vagina Costume from The Daily Show Auctioned Off

Posted on on October 30, 2013

That good ‘ole Sexy Vagina Costume as revealed by Kristen Schaal on The Daily Show is being auctioned off for charity. And so far, the grand total out for bid […]

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