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It’s high time people start recognizing the fact that sex isn’t perfect in every way. We often act like it’s the greatest thing ever. And yeah, it is pretty great. […]

8 Reasons Why Sex Sucks

Posted on on January 9, 2014

It’s high time people start recognizing the fact that sex isn’t perfect in every way. We often act like it’s the greatest thing ever. And yeah, it is pretty great. […]

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I’d been moving this sample pack of Blue Fusion around the house for months after I got it at DomCon LA in May 2013. Even though I didn’t have any […]

Lady Boner: I Took a Dick Pill For Kicks

Posted on on January 6, 2014

I’d been moving this sample pack of Blue Fusion around the house for months after I got it at DomCon LA in May 2013. Even though I didn’t have any […]

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Last-minute but equally as rewarding, it’s time to turn to the sexier side of things with only two days left before Christmas. Now that everything is wrapped for everyone else, […]

Gift Yourself Sex Toys, Sex Games, and Sex

Posted on on December 23, 2013

Last-minute but equally as rewarding, it’s time to turn to the sexier side of things with only two days left before Christmas. Now that everything is wrapped for everyone else, […]

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I am a girl. So I am without a penis, so I cannot have proper sex with the CyberSkin Virtual Sex Ultra Big Ass Bang Doggy Style Pussy & Ass. Because […]

We Had Sex With a Fake Butt – Big Ass Bang Review

Posted on on December 20, 2013

I am a girl. So I am without a penis, so I cannot have proper sex with the CyberSkin Virtual Sex Ultra Big Ass Bang Doggy Style Pussy & Ass. Because […]

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I have totally thought about doing porn. I don’t think I’m special in this respect either. Getting paid to have sex sounds like the perfect answer to anyone’s money woes. […]

The Top Three Reasons I Don’t Do Porn

Posted on on December 13, 2013

I have totally thought about doing porn. I don’t think I’m special in this respect either. Getting paid to have sex sounds like the perfect answer to anyone’s money woes. […]

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Let’s play out a scenario. You’re home with the family for the holidays and Grandma asks to see some pics from your vacation last month. So you get your phone […]

Protect Yourself from Unwarranted Smartphone Picture Swiping

Posted on on December 10, 2013

Let’s play out a scenario. You’re home with the family for the holidays and Grandma asks to see some pics from your vacation last month. So you get your phone […]

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When girls go to the gym, it’s generally for a few main reasons. They either want to lose weight, get abs, or they want a nicer ass. But for those […]

Want a Nice Ass? Chances Are You’re Doing It Wrong

Posted on on December 7, 2013

When girls go to the gym, it’s generally for a few main reasons. They either want to lose weight, get abs, or they want a nicer ass. But for those […]

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  What makes a nerd? Well, what makes a hipster? Yes, getting the label of actual nerd, geek, dork, dweeb or even goober is now just as saturated as any […]

The Only List of Legit Nerd Porn Babes Ever

Posted on on November 11, 2013

  What makes a nerd? Well, what makes a hipster? Yes, getting the label of actual nerd, geek, dork, dweeb or even goober is now just as saturated as any […]

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Joydream of the Serendipity line from Blush Novelties       mini skinny This is a great standard addition to the collection of posh people. It has the light-to-extreme vibration […]

Go Play: Joydream by Blush Novelties

Posted on on October 30, 2013

Joydream of the Serendipity line from Blush Novelties       mini skinny This is a great standard addition to the collection of posh people. It has the light-to-extreme vibration […]

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