“What’s a good way to tell your partner to prepare better before he bttms for me?”
Dear Dirty Bottom,
Shit happens; it’s a part of life. But there are things you can do to prevent it from happening in the bedroom. Instead of attempting an in-depth conversation about the importance of cleanliness, bring up the subject by sitting down together and research some of the products available online that are used to easily remedy this situation. Sometimes sex is so spontaneous there is no time for preparation, and in that situation you need to accept that a little surprise may be inevitable.