(March 21- April 19)
Take a look around at your company lately. People are bringing you down.
(April 20 – May 20)
There may be a lot of distractions around in your personal life this week, do not let it take over your work life. Keep it out of the office and everyone around you will be happier.
(May 21 – June 20)
There may be a lot of stupid people you come across this week. Try to realize that they are just trying to impress you and don’t laugh at them to their face.
(June 21- July 22)
You should get a checkup this week at the Dr. And buy a lottery ticket.
(July 23 – Aug 22)
You need some more diversity in your life. Try to get some new friends of varying backgrounds or try some different ethnic foods.
(August 23 – Sept 22)
Be open to the new people you meet this week, one will become your most humorous new best friend. Don’t blow it.
(Sept 23 – Oct 22)
Nothing is worse than a person who can’t take a compliment. You are good enough, so start saying ‘Thank You’ rather than making the person justify it to you.
(Oct 23 – Nov 21)
Did you seriously put that up on vine? You know your parents are starting to follow you, right? Take it down or you will end up on tosh.
(Nov 22 – Dec 21)
You need to start taking responsibility for your actions and start making some changes in your life.
(Dec 22 – Jan 19)
This is a good week to play it cool with your relationship. You may be in a situation that you want to blow your head, but just blow something else instead and let it go. Next week might be a better time to talk about this.
(Jan 20 – Feb 18)
You don’t know everything, so stop acting like it. If you ask your friends their opinion on something big going on with your life, you will be surprised with their answers.
(Feb 19 – March 20)
It must be hard to be you, living your life. Get over yourself. You are being a drama queen lately and people are noticing.