You may be thinking to yourself, “Oh, that’s a nice photo. These two people must be friends.” Well, you would be wrong. Because in this picture we see actor and actress Geoffrey Arend and Christina Hendricks. And these two stars are actually married to each other. No, not just in a TV show or movie either. I’m talking real life actual marriage. The question that begs to be answered here is…HOW?!
I’m sure you are all well aware of who Christina Hendricks is. She’s the super sexy red head who plays Joan Harris on what, I believe, is the best show on television, Mad Men. I know some guys have their own personal preferences and types when it comes to women. Maybe you like blondes or girls with tattoos or perhaps you have a thing for long legs. But whatever your preference, I refuse to believe that there is a straight male out there who doesn’t find Christina Hendricks absolutely stunning. She is the epitome of class and beauty. Seriously, look at this picture and tell me she isn’t gorgeous!
Geoffrey Arend, on the other hand, is kind of… what’s the word…goofy. Now, this is nothing against Geoffrey. I think he’s a solid actor and he seems like a really cool guy. He can even put himself together quite well if you’re into the “hipster” look. You’ll often find him sporting skinny jeans, bow ties, and vintage-style glasses. He must have picked up a few tips from Joseph Gordon-Levitt on the set of (500) Days of Summer.
But how does a guy who enjoys spending his free time playing video games land a girl like Christina Hendricks exactly? She even went to the Xbox One launch party with him! I mean, shouldn’t she be with some guy that has a body chiseled like a god? If you spend any time on the internet then you may be familiar with this rule when it comes to landing attractive women.
Step 1: Be attractive.
Step 2: Don’t be unattractive.
So what is it about him that she’s drawn to exactly?! And the weirdest part of this whole thing? Hendricks is the one came onto him quickly. Just look at this quote from a dailymail.com article.
After a few weeks of the pair meeting as part of a group, they finally had a date, and then it was Hendricks who said the L word first.
So is everything I’ve been led to believe actually a lie? Has the internet deceived me? Perhaps it is possible for us normal looking folk to land a beautiful lady after all. This is a call to Geoffrey Arend. Please help us! Tell us your ways. Do a seminar or an educational video blog series. Something. I don’t know how you did it, but you won. You won at life. You’ve provided a glimmer of hope for all of us video game playing, average looking people that thought women like Christina Hendricks were reserved for the incredibly handsome and suave. So thank you, Geoffrey Arend. You are the hero that nerds and geeks everywhere needed.