Entertainment, Pulp

Sexy Vagina Costume from The Daily Show Auctioned Off

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That good ‘ole Sexy Vagina Costume as revealed by Kristen Schaal on The Daily Show is being auctioned off for charity. And so far, the grand total out for bid is $676 $865 $910 $950.  Since you have to log in, enter credit card info, and agree to NSFW terms if you check its link on eBay, we’re going to keep an eye out on the pot for ya. Unfortunately, the bid amount is already over my monthly allowance budget.

This is the deets sheet they put on Ebay:

Is there a big hole in your Halloween wardrobe? Why not fill it with this super-sexilicious, one-of-a-kind “Sexy Vagina” costume as unveiled by Senior Women’s Issues Correspondent, Kristen Schaal, on the 10/22/13 episode of “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart”. If you’re looking for that perfect outfit that will really upset your dad, this is the one! See video »

**Purchaser is required to tweet The Daily Show a photo of themselves wearing the costume on Halloween while eating a slice of pizza.

Details:

  • One size fits most.
  • Anatomically correct, but not to scale.
  • Slips on and off. Warm. Feels like home.
  • Pairs well with giant penis costume. Or another vagina costume – we don’t judge.
  • Available only in pink.
  • Ample pockets for storing keys, phone, or all the phone numbers you’re gonna get for looking super-sexy!
  • May be unsuitable for homes with children or animals.
  • Inspired by Georgia O’Keefe because, you know, vaginas ;-)
  • Includes Certificate of Authenticity from The Daily Show.
  • Includes optional pizza accessory.

DISCLAIMER: This is a one-of-a-kind, custom-made costume. Delicate. Handle with care. Not intended for frequent use or prolonged wear. Also, please don’t try to screw it.

The whole auction ends on Halloween, and should get to the lucky vag owner by Nov. 1. It’s being sold by auctioncause, an eBay-managed celebrity and brand outlet for semi-to-super famous items to be sold for charity.

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