The Fornicator

Amazon Wish List Awards

The ladies of porn work hard, and they deserve some love back from all the love they give to your love life (solo or participatory). The Amazon Wish List is their way of telling you how to do just that, and not just during the holidays or their birthdays. Below we present to you the winners of The Wish List, with some extras thrown in. All lists are active and have been updated this month. So whip out that wallet – one of these babes is asking for a drum set…



Best Butt Plug Need

Dani Daniels

It’s bejeweled and is listed as “highest priority”

she doesn’t have a twitter

Best Need for Shoes

Dana DeArmond

Doubt that she’s actually barefoot, but she has asked for over 20 pairs of shoes. And also wants some Disney-print tattoo tights.

this is her twitter

Best Carpet Need

Faye Reagan

Desperately needs some rugs, and I’m very confused on why she needs so many.

she doesn’t use twitter

Best Collection of Designer Needs

Jayden James

With a list that makes you want to sing “Gucci, Gucci, Louis, Louis, Fendi, Fendi, Prada“, items included name Gucci, Christian Louboutin, Michael Kors, Juicy Couture, Louis Vuitton, and Burberry.

hasn’t tweeted since 2010

Best Toy Need…For Pets

Tie: Ashley Graham and Alexis Texas

Ashley Graham wants you to pamper her cat

Alexis Texas needs a dog laser…and some glow-in-the-dark driveway pebbles.

Ashley’s twitter and Alexis’s twitter

Best Cereal That Is Awesome Need

Cadence St. John

Although this is sadly now unavailable, she really could use some Count Chocula to come her way. Perhaps she should list this instead?

her tweets are protected

Best Need to Learn a Language

Kristina Rose

Kristina wants to learn Spanish, and a lot of it.

this is her twitter

Best All-Around Butt Need

Angie Noir

More thongs than I can count, a “humongous” butt plug, a chair, and a shower enema system. Lady wants her tush pampered.

this is her twitter

Best Burning Man Need

Rilynn Rae

Besides her “New Life in LA” and “Work Stuff” lists, there’s a list dedicated to the early fall Burning Man festival, mostly composed of belly dance wear, and also a special compass. Smart.

rilynn’s twitter

Best Is This a Bathing Suit Or…

Kendall Karson

Pieces might be bathing suits or just bikini-and-bottom wear, I’m honestly not sure.

her twitter here

Best Little Monkey List

Ava Addams

In an effort to have her fans fully show they care, she whipped up an adorable list of things she wishes her son to have. There’s a Blue’s Clues vest on there that is just plum AWESOME.

ava’s twitter

Best Geek the Eff Out List

Tanya Tate

One of my personal favorites, Tanya lists so many comic book related items that I fell in love with her all over again.

best twitter ever

Best Need to Bling Out Her iPhone Greater Than The Sun

Sophia Fiore

Just about every iPhone bling case that has ever been made is listed on here. They are pretty and they sparkle, but my God.

her twitter

Easiest List to Purchase From

Remy LaCroix

This girl is both smart and simple to please; she’s asking for gift cards and only 25 more basic items, like American Apparel underthings.

remy’s twitter

Best I Seriously Want to Know if Someone Will Buy That Need

Tie: Kiera Winters and Charlee Chase

Kiera is asking for a drum set, but if you’re lacking $$$ she also wants a box of Hello Kitty bandages. Charlee has her eye all up on this sort-of-pro video camera.

kiera twitter charlee twitter

Best Need on Paige Turnah’s List

A rubber skirt. And Jelly Belly candles.

her twitter


About emja

Emja* was born in Björk’s house in Iceland and grew up on Easter Island, where her parents were giant stone heads. She has the ability to fire beams of tacos out of her hands and she can turn her legs into tigers. On Sundays, Emja enjoys reading Family Circus and traveling through time. Her favorite color is greenish-transparent and her favorite movie is the one you just watched. Emja is in charge of uploading the staff bios to the website, and no one has checked over her work. *name has been changed