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The Hottest Men of Porn That Are Not James Deen

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Though we all know how much I adore James Deen.

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Meet the Right-Now Hottest Men of Porn

It seems (it is) like the women of porn dominate the industry, by population terms. Even I love following the incoming amount of boobs that fill new videos. Boobs are pretty. But watching a really, really hot guy banging away is definitely up there on my Turns-Me-ON meter. And so, for what may be the first time ever, here’s a stockpiled list.

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Xander Corvus

so he’s//he’s a lil’ baddie, that’s what he is. the chain-and-scarf wearing sexer really digs his hardcore music, and “dabbles” in making some. his vine is constantly turned on, he tweets memes that are actually funny, and he’s pretty much worshiped over at this tumblr.

sample tweet//Vag Viking, Pillagin yo Villages.

best place to see him in action//Love, Marriage, & Other Bad Ideas

submit offerings unto him//ThinkGeek Wish List and Amazon Wish List

find more//twitter and facebook and watch him now

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Brian Street Team

“bitches be like ‘#tittytuesday’”

so he’s//really, really tattooed. and loves the chive. he also has that shy-ish boy smile that’s swoon-able, but watching him working with burningangel.com, you know he’s just a big kid that wrote the definition of best day fun. he’s also engaged to the lovely lucy vonne, so keep this strictly crush level.

sample tweet//In lighter news just discovered “through the wormhole with Morgan Freeman”…I will now be high on the couch coming up with science theories

best place to see him in action//Orgy University

find more//twitter and watch him now

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Wolf Hudson

so he’s//the epitome of sexy. not only can this man fuck your panties off you, dude can dance them the hell off as well. a sextastic goofball, wolf is known for his obsessive love of the great michael jackson, and will dance mj’s moves perfectly whenever, especially if you bad-mouth the late king of pop.

sample tweet//That awkward moment when you’re tagged on Twitter with someone you don’t want to share a tweet with. Yikes! lol [coughcough]

best place to see him in action//Love, Marriage, & Other Bad Ideas

yep he’s got one//he’s won a lot of awards for his website

find more//twitter and facebook and watch him now

 

 

also, i really dug this. he danced to my favorite song of all time.

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Danny Wylde

so he’s//god damned adorable. besides being such a prolific writer and actor, he also wants the world to meet his band, Chiildren. he comes across as a sweet and honest person, sharing his views on some of the most sensitive subjects regularly, but with much thought and perspective. and he’s a blond with a gorgeous smile.

sample tweet//Believing my iPhone was dead was the closest thing I’ve had to an existential crisis.

best place to see him in action//Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody

he’ll teach you something//his blog is filled with ideas and understanding and cool shit

find more//twitter and his featured star page and watch him now

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Michael Vegas

so he’s//an incredible photographer. and his appearance can really border on one of two looks. there’s the clean-cut handsome charmer or wild fro unpredictable hilarity. either way he shows up, he’s a damn fine looker. and to the credit of girlfriend mischa brooks (she took the first picture above), he seems like a morning person.

sample tweet//I had a sex dream about @ChristyMack last night that ended with me elbowing some girl in the face 6 times because she grabbed my tail.

best place to see him in action//

he shoots//and the results are The Soul Thief

find more//twitter and watch him now

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Mickey Mod

so he’s//new but not new. he’s been around the scene since ’09, shining in BDSM flicks. and though he’s been on the dl lately, he’s still active around the industry. mickey is the kind of guy that makes me giggle out of nervousness when i look at him. like i get super shy when i see him fucking. but all that just adds to how divine he really is.

sample tweet//No matter how good your band is it still does not beat Ren and Stimpy playing on the tv in the venue..

best place to see him in action//

find more//twitter and tumblr and watch him now

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Logan Pierce

so he’s//one of my first favorites, thanks to those damn adorable looks he gives to any camera, and to his acting skills. he comes across as one of the “good guys” in porn, always being mentioned by his pals and girls have nothing but sweet things to say about him. d’awwwww.

sample tweet//Mussels for dinner along with a delectable weihenstephan dunkelweizen ;)

best place to see him in action//

find more//twitter and watch him now

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Jay Smooth

so he’s//a friggin’ replica of like, superman. look at him. i’m completely in shock and awe that i haven’t seen more of him yet, but if he keeps at it, you all will soon enough. i mean, dayum.

sample tweet//I’m so horny right now… Is this being sick?

best place to see him in action//tbd. he’s new! stay tuned.

find more//twitter

 

 Coincidentally enough, these boys (Jay will have his turn next year), are all eligible for Hottest Adult Stud in The Sex Awards. Not that you have your breakdowns, get your ass over there and vote.

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