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The Only List of Legit Nerd Porn Babes Ever

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What makes a nerd? Well, what makes a hipster? Yes, getting the label of actual nerd, geek, dork, dweeb or even goober is now just as saturated as any other stereotyping. But I’ll tell you what. Here, at this blog, we did some serious discussing, and as long as I could prove that years and actual knowledge went into the “nerd” title, than the stars in question got the seal of geek-proval. The link below is a video of pornstars that are not nerds (which is totally fine), with the exception of Bobbi Starr, but I’ll get to that in a minute.

If you get offended by Mario Bros. being the best game ever, then no clicky.

And with that, let’s get on with the name calling.

I didn’t rank them because they are all on the same level.

Okay seriously, here we go.

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Bobbi Starr

Twitter

I’m starting off light with Bobbi, because you kind of have to do some digging to find out just how she’s a nerd. Her website doesn’t advertise it, though if you check her Twitter profile it begins with “Former professional oboe player”. Moving onto more links, her Amazon Wish List features books, books, more books. Also, check out that video again. She knows her shit.

Bobbi’s definition of nerd // “A nerd is someone who pursues intellectual pleasures and is not ashamed of it. Dungeons & Dragons, high order math, computers, these are all hobbies that exist as more abstract concepts than things you can touch or feel.”

wish list item//Plants and Their Application to Ornament: A Nineteenth-Century Design Primer

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April O’Neil

Twitter

I admittedly didn’t know too much about April before this post. I had heard, but not seen. And now I’m so in love with her that I’m actually scared to watch her porn…I feel like I’m invading a part of her life I shouldn’t be watching! JK she has the best boobs and I get paid to watch porn. She’s littered with reasons she can be called one of the hottest nerds in porn. Title AWARDED.

name//from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

tumblr//pretty much a gallery of dr. who, E3, mystery novels, adventure time, etc.

hashtags//#omgE3      #prettysuregirlinredissummerglaumayyyybebutprobably      #imissmyglassessofuckingmuch      #bayonetta2      #needantiglarelens      #castlevania2      #mightymorphincameltoe      #triforce

example wish item//Operation – Star Wars Edition

good lord do i want to be pals with this chick.

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Justine Joli

Twitter

Justine also went by the name Swan, and hasn’t been seen on the scene as of late, which makes it a little hard to find her geekdom card. Trust, it’s still around. From her plethora of pictures with the Animaniacs (personal fave so I chose it above), Wolverine, Wesley from TNG fame, Adventure Time, Harry Potter, Superman, Spiderman to her calling for fans to help her buy a Google Glass, she’s legit. If you still don’t bite, she was also a video game reviewer and also known for her voicemail to play you William Gibson’s Neuromancer and Ginsberg.

cosplay wear// harley quinn, princess leia, link, starfleet red shirt, princess leia take two, motoko kusanagi

banned from san diego comic con?//yes

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Tanya Tate

Twitter

 


Tanya is the Cosplay QUEEN. Even before I even entered this industry, I had heard of her from my ex’s gaming obsessionHow she manages to juggle her company — Star PR, starring in her own and others’ films, public appearances, promoting her plethora of sites, and keep up in the world of Cosplay and comic industry, just…it leaves me speechless. Still awaiting word on if this busy babe ever sleeps. She has an entire site dedicated just to her passion of the geekdom, and after sorting through it, there’s just one conclusion – woman is an expert.

favorite characters//emma frost, ned stark, the hulk, dr. doom, she-ra

name// “It’s a Marvel thing. You know, like how Stan Lee used to remember his character’s names? They all had the same first and last name initials.”

reviews//comic book covers, funko pop dolls, superhero action figures, blu-ray films

example wish item//The Art of Zenescope Limited Edition V1

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Misti Dawn

Twitter

 

Before you get all, “MISTI DAWN ISN’T EVEN IN THE BIZ ANYMORE, EMJA”, I know, I know this. She “quit that crap in 2011″. But the epic name and whirlwind character and presence she created all has history, and herein lies the key to her empire – combining two of her passions: gaming and sexual things. Easily, without a doubt the babe that comes to mind when you think of “hottest sexy nerd girl”, she has become a legend and I must own up to that, even though she has stepped out of the porn star title. She is still sexy, and still nerdy, and so she makes the list, end of story. After all, she still has an Amazon Wish List!

about sex// “I think sex is a great thing, but like Spider-Man, with great power comes great responsibility.”

wish list item//PS3 The Last of Us

what she does now//the jarl of gingertude! and, she’s also a featured character (you can PLAY AS HER WHUT) in the upcoming first-person shooter Rise of the Triad as Thi Barrett.

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About emja

Emja* was born in Björk’s house in Iceland and grew up on Easter Island, where her parents were giant stone heads. She has the ability to fire beams of tacos out of her hands and she can turn her legs into tigers. On Sundays, Emja enjoys reading Family Circus and traveling through time. Her favorite color is greenish-transparent and her favorite movie is the one you just watched. Emja is in charge of uploading the staff bios to the website, and no one has checked over her work. *name has been changed
  • http://www.justalottatanya.com/ Tanya Tate

    Whoop! Very cool! Love this :)

  • son of pluto

    this site has the worst format i’ve ever seen

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    that’s pretty hot