The Fornicator

Top Ten Best NSFW Adult Tumblrs Out There (Since You Can’t Search for Them)

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I hope I’m not the only one with this problem, but this whole Tumblr revising and re-revising and just totally up-fucking their policies is more confusing than keeping up with Miley Cyrus’ identity crisis. Can you search them? Are they banned from iOS? Did you know there’s a significant difference between NSFW and Adult categories? Ugh.

So, I’m just posting my favorites here. They are lady friendly; at least, they’re Emja-female friendly so if you want to add your own, by all means.

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1. Female Boner

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The tumblr that started it all for me, I would sit on my couch in chicago for hours just poring over this – totally self-explanatory.

 

2. Dirty Berd

 

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Totally sexy pics that are chick friendly – no heels in a vag – and rarely a gif, which actually excites me in this gif-saturated tumblr world.

3. TalkToMe

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I love the hot ladies, boobs, and animated gifs on this classy, yet hot page.

 

4. Indifferent Cats In Amateur Porn

 

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Also self-explanatory, this blog shows you nothing but indifferent cats in amateur porn. It pretty much turns you on and makes you fart with laughter.

 

5. Addicted To Fucking And Sex

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Updates frequently with gorgeous, GORGEOUS shots of hardcore action (mostly gifs). Mesmerizing.

6. Romantic Pornography

 

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Also titled ‘porn4ladies’ (sounds familiar!), this tumblr is like an instagram of sexy shots.

 

7. Hey, It’s April

 

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A tumblr diary of my favorite girl porn star – April O’Neil. Alllll kinds of shots are in here, wink wink.

 

8. Taste This Kitty

 

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I love this title, and this tumblr. Subtlety self-explanatory, you get a ton of shots of kitty-tasting, hubba hubba. Will turn you on.

 

9. Erotic Storybook Saturday

 

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Every Saturday, deliciously juicy erotic stories are thrown up on this blog, and they are pleasantly grammar-perfect and capable of getting you in every sex mood ever.

 

10. Boobs Are Cool

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Have you met me? I’m freaking obsessed with boobs. Bouncy boobs, nakie boobs, peekie boobs, all of it. and it’s all here yay!

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Emja* was born in Björk’s house in Iceland and grew up on Easter Island, where her parents were giant stone heads. She has the ability to fire beams of tacos out of her hands and she can turn her legs into tigers. On Sundays, Emja enjoys reading Family Circus and traveling through time. Her favorite color is greenish-transparent and her favorite movie is the one you just watched. Emja is in charge of uploading the staff bios to the website, and no one has checked over her work. *name has been changed